Another 300,000 New Jobs?

Polipundit says this is the number kicking around the Labor Department. That's a LOT of jobs, but Jayson at polipundit wants you to vote on which media outlet will be able to turn this into a "bad news" story. He gives you the option of a fill-in-the-blank for #5. Here is my prediction:

5. John Kerry: "Yes, 300,000 is nice, but what about REAL jobs for REAL Americans like we had under Clinton. You remember, 25 year olds making $80,000 a year with no real world experience working in boutiques with an inhouse Starbucks with play rooms and all the workers got around on rollerblades. That's the kind of job creation I'm talking about."