The Results

Bush lost the debate in the "debate sense" in that he did not do what he should have: SHAME KERRY.

But the polling afterwards doesn't show that American's cared who won the debate; the people wanted to hear what they would do and wanted to see who they were. Rat bastards can win debates...that doesn't mean they win the vote.

Read the stats here. Thanks, Crush Kerry.

The Chinese?

Captain's Quarters discusses a small caveat from the Chinese regarding Kerry's mistatements in the debates:

The US and China have said they were confident North Korea will return to six-party talks to end the stand-off over Pyongyang's nuclear programmes. US State Secretary Colin Powell said after talks with Chinese Foreign Minister Li Zhaoxing the format was "what we should be concentrating on".

Check out the analysis from Captain Ed here.

Kerry's World Summit Agenda

Bounce over to Boots & Sabers and check out Owen's wife's prediction of John Kerry's agenda for his Grand Solve the World's Problems Summit here.

Go to Kerry Haters

I invited myself to guest blog on Kerry Haters tonight and they have graciously allowed it.

More Votergasm

I just love people that know how to describe nasty, torrid sex. Spunk is my fav'rite sex word. This from a post at Votergasm.com:

I'm in a Rush
To get some Bush
You don't have to brush
I'll just give it a push!

Call me a Trunk
And I'll call you can Ass
I'll bust out some spunk
If you give me some sass!

If you vote for Kerry
And not for the Prez
Our prospects are Scary
You betta believe what I sez!

and the Truth Shall Set You Free

Check out my new webcast in the right margin that serves as truth for all the "nuance" Kerry will offer in the debate.

Draft

Democrats will draft you.

The Draft Bill in the house and senate are spearheaded by Democrats.

Also, look at all the NEW REQUIREMENTS high school students and college students will have under a Kerry Administration here.

The most hilarious hypocrisy is this: Kerry will force all schools that receive federal money to have a ROTC program.

I wonder how the IV (ivy) League and the other liberal arts colleges (including mine) would think about this because they will not allow ROTC because of the Army's ban on gays in the military.

FLOP!

Thanks, Country Store.

Welcome Swarthmore Swatties!

I looked at my stats and saw someone from Swarthmore College was checking out my site!

Kudos! or Hazaa (as Professor Farnsworth would put it)!

Please come back often and share with your friends at Swat!

Cream!

I've blown about three wads since I got my new iPaq 6315. It is UNREAL!

Pumpkingate

I just love stuff that's funny. I think humor in a campaign is very effective and if Kerry knew that he wouldn't be doing so poorly as he is. But here we have a picture from and a poem from Hewitt.


pic from Blogs for Bush

Blooms and grows in July.
Turns Orange in September.
Carved up in October.
Thrown out in November.

Let's hope!

You Know You're a Liberal if...

Da Man has his third installment of his hilariously funny, "you know you're a liberal if..."

If you get both your political and keg stands from Ted Kennedy, you might be a liberal.

You're so liberal if you can say "Fake but Accurate" with a straight face.
You're also so liberal if you offended by my use of the word "straight" in the previous paragraph.

If you claim to have a better picture of the situation in Iraq than the prime minister of Iraq, you are a liberal. Also, if your idea of "winning the peace" in Iraq involves calling the prime minister of Iraq a "puppet", you might be a liberal.

If you state: "I have a plan that I'm going to have a press conference at least once a month to talk to the nation about what I'm doing because I don't have anything to hide," Then go a month without taking any questions from the press because you have something to hide. You are a liberal.

If your ratings are torpedoed by a group of jammie-wearing bloggers, you might be a liberal.

You're so liberal if.... in the 60's and 70's you protested the Vietnam war and the soldiers that were committing atrocities like burning villages and raping women....then turn around and vote for one of them to run the country.

If you have a bumper sticker that reads: "my child and my money go to UC-Berkley", you might be a liberal.

You are so wrong if your campaign website lists you as once serving as Vice Chairman of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence...even though you never held the position.

If you spent Christmas in Cambodia and Armistice day in Safwan, you might be a liberal.

You can find these and many more in the forums at Mighty Righty. Feel free to email me additions or enter them in the comments.

GOP & the City is a daily read! Check it out often.

Lileks

John Hawkins has a nice round-up of John Lileks money quotes over the last year or so. These are my few fav'rites:

"Commentators now fear an "upsurge" in the old dependable "cycle of violence" you know, Hamas sends someone to drive ball bearings through children on a bus and Israel responds by killing the people who hatched the plot. It takes a particularly Olympian viewpoint to view this as tit for tat, but moral equivalence is the dusty chipped prism through which the press regularly views the conflict."

"Getting bombed by al-Qaida because you helped topple a fascist regime is a stark reminder that you did the right thing. You have the right enemies. A country should worry when al-Qaida doesn't regard it as a target, because that would mean it appeared to be a house of rotten wood, easily collapsed when the time is right."

"As the strongest nation in the world, we are apparently required to do what the weakest ones want, lest we waste their most precious commodity: sympathy. It's a common theme for those who value process over results and admire impotent international institutions whose primary output is thick, creamy paper stamped with interesting signatures and lovely official seals."

"It goes without saying that President Bush emanates a mind-warping energy field. You've seen it in action: Perfectly rational people who pride themselves on their nuanced, sophisticated opinions fall to the ground and begin frothing and barking when the subject turns to Bush; you expect them to succumb to Sudden Rumplestiltskin Syndrome, grab a leg in each hand and rip themselves in two."

"The United Nations will probably agree, once again, to do the wrong thing together rather than the right thing alone. A single death, after all, is a tragedy. A million deaths is a U.N. committee report. Nicely bound. With graphs and pictures."

Read more here.

Frogs: Negotiate with Barbaric Murderers

Crush Kerry points us to what will definitely be a growing belief of the UN worshipers--all the terrorists want is dialogue.

Bull$hit.

Airhead America

Captain's Quarters likens Al Franken taking to the road for his radio show (I guess he will go around and visit his eight listeners) to a 527. I actually disagree with this assessment. I believe that Reagan was right to support the removal of the fairness doctrine on the media--making it more beholden to the public and less to elitists. If Franken can improve his ratings by travelling around and doing his radioshow--more power to him!

To characterize Al Franken's radio network as a 527 would be the same as calling Rush or Hannity or Stewart or Maher 527s. They are entertainers. And, in the tradition of most circuses, I support Al Frankenstein taking his freak show to the people.



Also, Franken comments on O'Reilly's interview on 60 Minutes Sunday. He says he will pay O'Reilly $1million to prove he comes from a blue collar background. This makes me wonder if O'Reilly (who I have a love-hate relationship with) is hiding something. If he did come from a blue collar background, O'Reilly could shut down Air America in one fail swoop. So why won't he do it?

Enemies Read the Polls

Alpha Patriot has a good post on Syria trying to make nice with the US. Could this be that they read the polls and see that Bush will likely be re-elected?

I wish Americans would understand that the only thing our president needs to force the hand of our allies and enemies is the backing of the US electorate. Bush with a mandate will be able to tell the UN to kiss our ass and actually take care of problems from the Sudan to North Korea.

Owen at Boots & Sabers posts a great cartoon illustrating the defunct world order:

EXCLUSIVE

Bush gets a hold of John Kerry's debate briefing book here!

Botox Curbs Sweating

I am reading that the Bush campaign negotiated that the debates could not be cooled to 70 degrees because they wanted the world to see Kerry sweat. This, honestly, shows how stupid they are because we now that Kerry is going to have botox treatment this week before the debates and botox curbs sweating! Score one for the Kerry campaign.

DBS News!

Here is the second installment of our weekly DBS (Digital Brownshirts) News broadcast.

First up is Pat over at Kerry Haters.

Followed by Wild Bill at Passionate America.

And I am running anchor this week with my post below:

Kitty at Kitty Litter, Kerry Haters is taking the week off because she is ill. Please post your get well wishes here. Also, check out her post Do not Go Gently into the ER.

Shroomin'!

GOP & the City hits the nail right on the head by asking when are people going to realize that Ted Kennedy is trippin' on something--and whatever he has, I want some!

No Coalition at All

Well, we already know that the 30 some nations in Iraq are nothing but "bribed and coerced" says John Kerry. So he leads us to believe that a "fresh start" will get France and Germany on board.

Well, maybe not. France and Germany said they will not offer any military assistance in Iraq--even if John Kerry is elected president.