If you get both your political and keg stands from Ted Kennedy, you might be a liberal.GOP & the City is a daily read! Check it out often.
You're so liberal if you can say "Fake but Accurate" with a straight face.
You're also so liberal if you offended by my use of the word "straight" in the previous paragraph.
If you claim to have a better picture of the situation in Iraq than the prime minister of Iraq, you are a liberal. Also, if your idea of "winning the peace" in Iraq involves calling the prime minister of Iraq a "puppet", you might be a liberal.
If you state: "I have a plan that I'm going to have a press conference at least once a month to talk to the nation about what I'm doing because I don't have anything to hide," Then go a month without taking any questions from the press because you have something to hide. You are a liberal.
If your ratings are torpedoed by a group of jammie-wearing bloggers, you might be a liberal.
You're so liberal if.... in the 60's and 70's you protested the Vietnam war and the soldiers that were committing atrocities like burning villages and raping women....then turn around and vote for one of them to run the country.
If you have a bumper sticker that reads: "my child and my money go to UC-Berkley", you might be a liberal.
You are so wrong if your campaign website lists you as once serving as Vice Chairman of the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence...even though you never held the position.
If you spent Christmas in Cambodia and Armistice day in Safwan, you might be a liberal.
You can find these and many more in the forums at Mighty Righty. Feel free to email me additions or enter them in the comments.
Tuesday, September 28, 2004
You Know You're a Liberal if...
Da Man has his third installment of his hilariously funny, "you know you're a liberal if..."