Friday, August 13, 2004
George Bush Politicizes the Weather!
The timing of hurricains Bonnie and Charlie are awfully suspicious coming on the heals of Democratic National Convention. Isn't it obvious that the current administration is in collusion with Mother Nature to deflect attention away from Johns Kerry and Edwards?
And the fact that Florida is going to be affected the most proves the conspiracy because Jeb Bush will declare it a state of emergency and the administration can then send the state money in an effort to sway the voters in this swing state (which George W. Bush stole in the 2000 election).
In fact, this really proves that the CIA is in control of the weather because Porter Goss is from Florida as well.
[a little satire]