[this is paraphrased because it was on television and I didn't type fast enough]
Reporter: Do you think that Michael Moore's Farhenheit 9/11 is having an effect on the election?
Rudy Giuliani: I can't comment on the movie because I haven't seen it, but trust me: I don't need Michael Moore to tell me about September 11th!
[THUNDEROUS APPLAUSE! EVEN BY THE PRESS CORPS!]