Republican Carols

From the Alpha Patriot we get this great new diddy:

W, the Republican reindeer
Had a very political nose.
And if you ever met him
You'd be amazed at what he knows.

All of the Democrat reindeer (and liberal media)
Used to trade snickers and nudges.
They never let poor W
Appoint any conservative judges.

Then one contentious election year,
W came to say,
"Vote for me 'cause Kerry's a louse."
And W won, including Senate and House.

Then how the people loved him,
As they shouted out with glee:
"W the Republican reindeer,
You'll go down in history."